giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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