I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
