every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
my sisters under your porch take her home
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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