Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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