I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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