i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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