New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
