wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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