I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
