I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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