dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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