I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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