also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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