is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You took a bar mat shot.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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