when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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