so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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