Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My friends, they love my intelligence
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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