Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
sick fucks of a feather flock together
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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