I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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