I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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