But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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