so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Terrible idea I love it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
