I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
