Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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