Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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