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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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