I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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