okay pat passed out under dana's car
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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