forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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