Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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