Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My breasts were aching with rage.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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