I only kidnapped one of them. chill
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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