I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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