Plan B is the new Plan A
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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