): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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