when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
