Its about making memories worth repressing
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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