I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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