Sponge bath it is.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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