So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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