Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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