I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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