i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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