The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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