I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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