NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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