Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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