Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm like, not good at living.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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