my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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