well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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