My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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