I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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