I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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