We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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