Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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