i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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