i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
