Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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